Very important news, people! According to his column in the latest issue of the Fish Tank newsletter, dear Mr. Sakurai has adopted a new child. It's a girl, but her name is as yet unknown. It appears that she is a Scottish Fold. Those of you who don't understand the caption...well, shame on you.
We extend best wishes to Mr. Sakurai and our hopes that the exhausting duties of child-rearing will help to keep him a little less angsty...and he'll need it, because according to the newspaper, the rainy season in Japan is over, starting today.
Also according to the newspaper, this is a thing. So those of you starved for kitty love who are passing through Osaka, save your pennies. Paying to sleep with a pussy has never been so wholesome! But if you see Mr. Sakurai there, be sure to phone his daughter and warn her of his unfaithfulness and treachery.